Adventures Of Sweetie And Birdbrain

 

Sweetie: Wow Birdbrain, you’ve taken such an interest in our country’s flag.

 

Birdbrain: Yea, you’ve got to admit it’s a beautiful flag, right sweetie?

 

Sweetie: I didn’t know you were so patriotic!

 

Birdbrain: Well, someone has to keep an eye out for our flag.

 

Sweetie: Will you take this trash to the dumpster for me Birdbrain?

 

Birdbrain: Sure Sweetie.

 

Sweetie: And while your at it throw yourself in with it.

 

 

SWEETIE

I was looking everywhere for you. Why did you leave the house?

 

BIRDBRAIN

I got tired of hearing your mom. She never has anything nice to say.

 

SWEETIE

I know, but she’s old and set in her ways.

 

BIRDBRAIN

She never liked me, even when we were dating.

 

SWEETIE

Well, just suck it up and take it like a bird.

 

BIRDBRAIN

I’m trying but she’s not the only one. That brother of yours is always bragging about all the money he makes working with computers.

 

SWEETIE

Oh banana oil, he doesn’t work on any computers. He’s pulling your leg.

 

BIRDBRAIN

I know, but he bugs me and this place makes me relax.

 

SWEETIE walks over and sniffs the chimney.

 

SWEETIE

Wow! Now I understand. No wonder this place makes you relax. How often have you been coming here?

 

BIRDBRAIN

I only come here when I get upset about something.

 

SWEETIE

I see, so it’s been every day then?

 

BIRDBRAIN

Pretty much.

 

SWEETIE

For your information it’s not the place that makes you feel better, it’s what’s coming out of that chimney.

 

BIRDBRAIN

The people below party a lot and they sound so happy.

 

SWEETIE

Trust me, their not that happy.

 

BIRDBRAIN

Really?

 

SWEETIE

Not everyone is wise Birdbrain.

 

BIRDBRAIN

So wisdom is different than smarts.

 

SWEETIE

The people below are famous and wealthy but It doesn’t help them much.

 

BIRDBRAIN

So are you mad at me?

 

SWEETIE

I was, but I feel better now.

 

BIRDBRAIN

See what I mean, there’s something special here.

 

SWEETIE

Come on Honey, this place isn’t good for you.

 

BIRDBRAIN

But it feels so good, are you sure?

 

SWEETIE

I’m sure, now come on Honey, let’s go home.

 

BIRDBRAIN

OK Sweetie Lets go home.

 

I love you Sweetie.

 

SWEETIE

I love you too Birdbrain