The Monument
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Slow down, learn something and enjoy yourself
Jul 06
2010
Jun 28
2010
Birdbrain Has a Fear of Flying
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Sweetie said, You could fly over and save gas? After all you are a bird.
You know why, it’s my fear of flying.
Who ever heard of a bird that’s afraid to fly
My daddy made me fly over the alps when I was a little bird.
Sure, blame it on your parents.
Then one day Mom kicked me out of the nest. It must have been a thousand feet straight down.
A thousand feet? Get real, trees aren’t a thousand feet high. She was only teaching you how to fly.
It wasn’t a tree, it was Mount Whitney, in the winter.
Sweetie stares at Birdbrain.
Maybe you should take the car.
And pick up some ice cream on the way home.
Jun 25
2010
Birdbrain Gets His Old Job Back
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Birdbrain's old boss calls him back to work.
BB: Wow, I finely got my old job back! The Boss sent me an eMail.
Sweetie: Great, now you won’t be hanging around the nest all day.
BB: The boss wants me to drive over and pick up my tools this afternoon..
Sweetie: First you need to clean up that oil spill you caused.
BB: What makes you think I caused the oil spill?
Sweetie: Well, your shoes smell like oil for one thing.
BB: It wasn’t my fault, I only lit a match to see what the boys were doing.
Sweetie: What boys? You need help to change the oil in your car?
BB: Uh, no, uh, I’ll clean up the driveway before I leave.
Sweetie: What oil spill were you thinking of?
BB: Nothing Dear, don’t worry, I’ll clean it up.
Sweetie: Me worry with you around? Why don’t we just blow the place up and get it over with?
Copyright (c) 2010 Walter Minton
Aug 24
2008
Birdbrain in Beijing U.S. basketball takes gold at Olympics
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Sweetie and Birdbrain in Beijing, U.S. basketball takes gold at Olympics
There it is sweetie, the worlds biggest birds nest!
You didn’t fly all the way here to show me any birds nest did you?
I un, well I..
Basketball, right?
We won the gold!
Very thrilling game!
Oh, so you watched while shopping.
I also saw you swooping down trying to help.
You saw that?
Yep!