Birdbrain Has a Fear of Flying
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Sweetie said, You could fly over and save gas? After all you are a bird.
You know why, it’s my fear of flying.
Who ever heard of a bird that’s afraid to fly
My daddy made me fly over the alps when I was a little bird.
Sure, blame it on your parents.
Then one day Mom kicked me out of the nest. It must have been a thousand feet straight down.
A thousand feet? Get real, trees aren’t a thousand feet high. She was only teaching you how to fly.
It wasn’t a tree, it was Mount Whitney, in the winter.
Sweetie stares at Birdbrain.
Maybe you should take the car.
And pick up some ice cream on the way home.
